Five tips for Charlton's new owners

Welcome to southeast London. You'll like it here.

I hope you don't mind if I give you a few tips.

Don't be this man

You may have heard that Charlton fans gave the club's last owner a hard time. That's because he was an idiot. So that's tip no 1: DON'T BE AN IDIOT.

The last owner didn't even pretend he had any ambition for the club. The fans don't expect instant success, but we want to know you want the club to do better. Tip no 2: HAVE A VISION AND SHARE IT.

In the protests against the last owner the FANS showed incredible PASSION, CREATIVITY and ENERGY. He fought against them. Tip no 3: USE THESE THINGS.

Do not employ this man

The last owner hardly ever came to the Valley to watch a game. He boycotted the fixtures long before the fans did. Tip no 4: WATCH MATCHES. Be happy when Charlton win, and sad when they lose.

Tip no 5: a man called Karel Fraeye may get in touch with you: DO NOT GIVE HIM A JOB.